Deadpan crewneck sweatshirt with minimalist, office-style typography that leans into the “God Forbid” sarcasm trend. Clean, two-tone text set in a typewriter-like, periodical font reads as a dry, relatable statement across the chest. The understated white background and precise letterspacing create a deadpan, 90s aesthetic-humor vibe that fits into meme-literate wardrobes and low-key office wardrobes.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) fabric
- Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams
- Embroidery available on left/center/large center chest and wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and chemical safety standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
